Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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