Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it glows. i had to have it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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