You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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