he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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