matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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