Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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