help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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