Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I wear drunk well.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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