Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
This is the high leading the old right now
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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