He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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