hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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