i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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