we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Randomize
