well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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