what day is it and did you see me today?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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