I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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