if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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