Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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