She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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