Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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