you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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