Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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