I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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