i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
