carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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