we made out on top of his cat.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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