have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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