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Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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