I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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