Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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