I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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