i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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