We're like a lot better than the average bears
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so let's talk penis.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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