The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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