Do you still have your period?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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