The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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