so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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