when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
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