How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I think your dad took our porno
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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