yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
