is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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