is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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