shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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