Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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