? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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