what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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