So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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