Don't EVER smell your tampon
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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