she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
the raccoons are back...
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