its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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