we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize