I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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