I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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