Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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