her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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