I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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