Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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